February 2012
me: Is it weird that I talk to myself so much?
me: Yeah, a little bit
me: Still, it could be worse man. We could be a killer
me: That's true
me: I'm hungry
me: Me too, let's eat
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Moonwalking into jail because you’re a smooth criminal.
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Finally starting to watch Sherlock.
Holy crap his deduction is amazing and totally logical. Like if you really had an eye for it, anyone could do it.
Also, Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice…It just goes deep down into you and askdjfa;slkasdf so deep.
Teenage boy: mom, dad I'm... Mpreg.
goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via deerdoedeer)
“I’ve been trying to get Lea Michele to sing The Coolest Girl. But for me, not...”
– Darren Criss (via accio-doublestuff)
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Watchdracoshermione:
Darren and Kermit singing at the countdown to the red carpet: The 2012 Academy Awards
Darren moves his head more than Kermit
